i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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