Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Randomize
