I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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