i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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