Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
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