Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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