Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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