i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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