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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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