porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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