Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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