I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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