People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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