I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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