Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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