I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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