this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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