i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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