Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
