so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
He better not be in your backpack
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
You are the jesus of drinking
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
