My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
operation harelip BJ is a go
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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