All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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