Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
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