please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
