The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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