What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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