Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Randomize
