guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
