I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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