Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
We had to coat check the pizza.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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