An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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