Have you finally orgasmed yet?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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