How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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