So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
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