yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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