So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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