She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
this is an emotional support booty call
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
Randomize
