Already got asked if we're dating
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Randomize
