stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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