drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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