Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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