I wish i was in the wii world.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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