it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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