its not stalking. its research.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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