Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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