The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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