have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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