Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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