When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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