Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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