her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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