We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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