he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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