i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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