ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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