I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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