Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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