marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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