the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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