People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
We need to get me chipped asap
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Randomize
