It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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