But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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