sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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